Or is there something wrong with Kate Winslet? Maybe I’m just stupid and she’s like, completely color blind (and if that’s true, I’m stupid and a jerk) but riddle me this, Jew: Why don’t her eyebrows match the curtains? I’m pretty sure it’s been that way for the past 50 years, and as I sat on my bed watching her stupid, stupid preview, I just couldn’t take it anymore. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back. The rain drop that broke the dam. The final push that freed the baby sea turtle from its shell… The bullet that started a war…?