Archive for January, 2009


is it just me?

January 23, 2009

Kate Winslet

Or is there something wrong with Kate Winslet? Maybe I’m just stupid and she’s like, completely color blind (and if that’s true, I’m stupid and a jerk) but riddle me this, Jew: Why don’t her eyebrows match the curtains? I’m pretty sure it’s been that way for the past 50 years, and as I sat on my bed watching her stupid, stupid preview, I just couldn’t take it anymore. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back. The rain drop that broke the dam. The final push that freed the baby sea turtle from its shell… The bullet that started a war…?


new year, new blog

January 16, 2009

It’s time for a confession. This is my third blog in a little over one year and some people say this behavior stems from my commitment issues. I say, those were the very same people I cut ties with two weeks ago for being boring dummy heads, so what the fuck does their opinion mean? Absolutely nothing! Let’s move on.

Actually, I don’t have anything else to write about. And I didn’t really confess anything. So hah, I win twice. And now it’s brocabulary time!

cerebro: The bro who does the thinking for you. You’re R2-D-Dude and he’s C-3P-Bro.

fembrace: A femanine embrace that causes you to wonder if a bro is “being straight with you”.